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For the Love of Mktg, Lighten Up!

Marketers unite.
One thing we know for sure is that we are busy, multi-tasking is second nature, and we have access to enough content to last a lifetime…newsletters, emails, blogs, webinars, podcasts, etc. The list can go on. Sometimes you just need a break. So, let’s lighten it up.

Want to break the ice with your boss? Need a good one-liner to kick off your next speaking gig?

Why not open with a joke?

You can’t find a better stress reliever than a great joke — except, perhaps, a ridiculously corny joke. And that’s just what we have for you today, folks. So please, for the love of marketing, share your corny (or actually funny) advertising jokes with us in the comments!

What’s a personality trait of a bad marketer?
A. Anti-social.

What did the paid search advertiser say to the potential customer?
A: You just got served!

What do trampolines and bad websites have in common?
A: High bounce rate

Why was the SEO expert late for work?
A: Too much traffic

What kind of marketing does Dracula do?
A: a-COUNT based marketing!

Why should you never get sushi with a marketer?
A: They insist on showing pre-roll ads.

Why did the woman dump her marketer boyfriend?
A: Lack of engagement

How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they’ve automated it.